f'Hello {world}'

[elchubinebrae]

Hello, I am elchubinebrae, master of the dark arts!

Just kidding. I work 60+ hours in a warehouse of glass stuff and I'm nearly 40 years old. It's never too late to teach an old dog new tricks. Look what I taught myself how make...

https://flic.kr/p/2nNwBRf

For anyone wondering what the jiggins is going on, the dots represent the average male/females chances of winning an unarmed fight against certain animals.

Remeber kids, your chances against a rat are high, but never zero. Peace out.

 

[adidan]

If it's not to the death who decides who's won?

 

[elchubinebrae]

I suppose if you render a combatant unconscious i'd be happy to announce them the winner. To be fair, grizzly bears might not pull their punches.

 

[Chris Beard]

Welcome

 

[elchubinebrae]

If you're reading this, what would your best animal be? I'd beat the feathers off a hawk.

 

[touch]

I like your chart. I wonder what makes females relatively good at fighting lions compared to other animals?

 

[elchubinebrae]

It's not an accurate measurement of proper fighting ability. It's more like "Do you think you could beat a lion" with yes/No answers then the answers aggregated to show the percentage of gender that could take on said animal.

I think bloodsports are banned in most countries but it does make an interesting visual doesnt it?

 

[Zefan]

This post is dangerous misinformation and/or disinformation.

The data gathered represents the opinions of those answering rather than a true measure of competence in animal combat.

I therefore demand an updated graphic be posted reflecting the true nature of the research as soon as is practicable.

 

[throwaway4372]

Also the folks from Speaker's Corner will eat you alive if you don't include non-binary combatants.

 

[touch]

Also the folks from Speaker's Corner will eat you alive if you don't include non-binary combatants.

It's also animal cruelty. I think we should have a chart showing chances of winning a fight against various vegetables.