Jack dee and Bill Bailey
Bailey:
“It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.”
"I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk The Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said was 'Dad, you're wrong.'"
"There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box."
Dee:
“I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.”
“The film industry is like Anne Robinson - always on the look-out for a new face.”
“The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.”